Blu Tack at the ready as natural order restoredpublished at 14:50 BST 2 September 2025
Ronny Costello
Fan writer

Well, that was worth the wait.
After Paul's column last week, I pictured him at his desk surrounded by Simon Murray shrine decor, laminated humiliation and all.
Fast forward to Monday morning and it's a different scene entirely. Let's hope his artistic vision involved Zac Sapsford in full celebration mode and a two-goal reminder of who runs this city.
This derby had it all. Edge, noise and one team stepping up when it mattered.
To be fair, our rivals' fan column had some points - they absolutely did look tougher to beat in their opening games and Murray's derby record was real.
But football isn't played in columns. It's played on the grass which is exactly where United were sharper, hungrier and far more composed.
Our supposed set-piece vulnerability? Not on Sunday. That strong goal threat they spoke of? Not seen.
The players were superb, front to back. The defence? Rock solid. The midfield? In control. Sapsford? Clinical.
Natural order has been restored.
We go into the break with the bragging rights and the right to hum Beautiful Sunday with reckless abandon.
And Paul? He's finally got the chance to redecorate the office. I just hope he brought enough Blu Tack.
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