'Happy birthday, Arteta - now take us to the promised land'published at 12:01 GMT 27 March
Scarlet Katz Roberts
Fan writer

Image source, Getty ImagesWishing you the best birthday celebrations, Mikel Arteta - master of the dark arts and ruiner of modern football.
I wish we were celebrating in better circumstances after lifting our first trophy in six years last weekend, but it was not to be. We were outclassed, outthought and outfought by Manchester City on Sunday - all of the outs!
I did not hang around for the celebrations. As soon as the final whistle went, I was gone. I was too sickened to look over my shoulder at the blue sea of joy behind me.
But the Arsenal team stayed. William Saliba, Declan Rice and Mikel Merino watched stony-faced, alongside our manager, as City lifted the trophy.
Why? So they could congratulate the worthy victors - and feature in the background of one of Rayan Cherki's selfies.
Call it "copium" but it is this exact trait that underpins my belief that Arteta, who turned 44 on Thursday, is the man to lead us to the promised land. He knows how to take his medicine.
Certain Basque managers who did not turn out to be the kind of cultural figurehead required to deliver us from the darkness of the late Arsene Wenger years might have nipped down the tunnel and said it was too cold to hang around for a handshake...
But Arteta and his Arsenal players are nothing if not defined by learning from their mistakes.
Done on the break at Etihad Stadium in 2023 - sign Rice. A host of injuries in 2024-25 - sign everyone.
Wherever he is, I am sure Arteta is poring over the details of the game and saving the footage of Cherki doing keepy-uppies in the dressing room.
That is another thing about Arteta - he has a healthy appetite for revenge.
I hope you celebrated your birthday - but not too much. We go again on 4 April.
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