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Love and Marriage

Episode 5 of 6

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From December 1999.

The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days in the hope of getting an appointment.

A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears unexpectedly, hoping to rekindle their love.

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie.

With:

Stephen Greif
Catherine Tate

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1999.

15 minutes

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